Seblaine Week 2013: Day 4 - Free Day
‘Alright, I’ll call you tomorrow, okay Killer?’
‘Sure, have a nice day.’
Maybe a long distance relationship wasn’t such a great idea, after all.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST